I just had, what can only be the seventh or eight pregnancy test since I was admitted 15 days ago. Now, NHS, I know you have to be sure, but really? What sort of super sperm are you are aware of? I have been on a communal ward. If I recall it correctly, I was using a Zimmer frame for a week and those IV fluid lines really do restrict one’s movements. Do you think that I have been lying when I said that I cannot lie on my back? Like I said, better to be safe than sorry.
Oh, and FYI, it was negative.