WARNING – This blog contains graphic content and was overheard on the, erm, street.
Twenty something cancer patient: Come on, I couldn’t have sex at the moment. Look what I did to my rib last week bending over.
Twenty something cancer patient’s friend: [Pause] Well, he could always go down on you.
TSCPF: Come on, you’ve never been energetic in that area have you.
TSCP: [Raises voice] No. No. No. No. No. That is categorically not true. Remember when…