Something Old and Something New

And now to interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you breaking news. Not breaking news exactly, but news of a hospital new. Not a new hospital built in the 20th century exactly, but a hospital that is new to me.* According to my friends at Wikipedia, the hospital in question was founded in 1123. For the reason I was there, thank goodness technology has progressed since then.

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Exhibit A: A building not built on 1123.

Yesterday was Wednesday 11 February and yesterday I have travelled Eastward to the place they call the City, just a stone’s throw away from the place where a lady once fed some birds, to the hospital called St. Bartholomew’s. If you are not familiar with the place, Benedict Cumberbatch seemingly jumped off the hospital’s roof in 2012.

I have been referred to St Bart’s (we’re on a first name basis now), ahead of my proposed allograft transplant. I have known for sometime now that an allograft at the place where everybody knows my name was not going to happen. I had hoped I could get transplant number 1 out of the way before I was sent to meet a new team of Medically Trained People. I like to compartmentalise, but having had to wait for two hours packed tight in a tin of elderly sardines yesterday morning, it is probably beneficial that I got it out of the way, whilst I still have hair to have pulled out in frustration.

I heart the NHS and I understand the why patients need to wait. In the cancer business, my previous sentence is called a disclaimer because I am about to bad mouth the NHS. Not all of the NHS exactly, but specifically the St Bart’s waiting areas and their waiting times. I must be rather spoilt at the Macmillan Cancer Centre, because I found two hours of the waiting too, too much as evidenced by Exhibit B.

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Exhibit B: A chair with no view

You cannot see because Mamma Jones failed to photograph what she was asked to photograph, but there were not enough seats for the amount of humans on the floor. Nor was there sufficient room for people with walking sticks to safely navigate their way around the chairs. Nor were the seats sufficiently space apart to allow any form of privacy. My biggest bugbear? Very comfortable chairs. I believe at one point I described the waiting area on the first floor of the West Wing as ‘oppressive’. I am allowed to make sweeping statements like that because I have a really bad type of cancer.

Despite my first impressions of the hospital being damaged by the aged crowds and the customary, bright coloured walls designed to bring much cheer to those affected with cancer (exhibit C), the Medically Trained People were exactly how I like my Medically Trained People to be. The people redeemed the space.

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Exhibit C

The main doctor, Mamma Jones and I spent a good hour with, was informative and spoke to me in my sort of language. I almost understood what is going to happen to me. The head of the clinic, who popped his head round the door greeted me with ‘are you who I think you are?’… Well, personally, I just love that sort of notoriety. He had me at ‘you’.

Once that appointment was complete, I was sent across to another building, in the maze that is the hospital. The building had a meagre seven floors to UCH’s 17, but that did not prevent it from having a nice view when I was finally taken through to a treatment room. I say finally, for I had to part take in a little bit more waiting in another busy and cramped waiting area. In the small treatment room, I met another Medically Trained Person who have me reading material and in return, I gave her a cup of my pee. I then went on to give somebody else six vials of my blood on the ground floor. I failed to win the phlebotomist over in our five minutes with my wit. Unfortunate.

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Exhibit D – A Room With A View

All in, my trip to the City took six hours of my life away. I will say that the two hours of medical interaction was worth all the sitting staring into space and listening to other people complain. I’m allowed to complain, but anybody else who does so is just ungrateful… Anyway, in conclusion at some point in my future St Bart’s is going to be my hospital for around 100 days. Let’s say approximately 114 days based on the collection of papers resting in my hallway. I’m going to have to get used to the waiting and I’m going to have to get used to the seats, because I have a sneaky suspicion the Medically Trained People I saw know what they were talking about.

EJB x

* Apart from the time I went to the sexual health clinic because I thought that that was a thing grown ups should do.

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One thought on “Something Old and Something New

  1. Tj13 says:

    It’s hard to switch to a place where no one knows your name. Our daughter recently switched to a different hospital on the advice of her doctor we love. This will give her the opportunity to participate in some clinical trials . Her allograft has been postponed because after trying 2 different things the numbers are not going down to where they need to be.

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