After a lengthy period of the trots, I am informed that some individuals, may experience constipation. When one is taking six drugs on top of other drugs, which is said to lead to blockages, a person may experience constipation. When a body subject to change, experiences a lot of change, I imagine, a human, may experience constipation.
The Medically Trained People expect some difficulty in this area, and persons who may be troubled by infrequent stools, are offered medicine, to ease the process along somewhat. Some individuals opt against using this medicine because it makes their insides feel like they are on fire, regardless of there being a need to incinerate their waste or not. Such people, let’s call them patients, may suffer from lengthy periods of constipation, especially, when they usually use their diet to regulate such things, and they currently do not have a diet to speak of. Tricky.
Sometimes though, life cannot be that bad. Life cannot be that unfair. And so, today, after a six day absence, it gave me great pleasure to say “welcome back Buddy, welcome back”.
Thankfully, it was a painless reunion.
I called my Mum.